These ways to answer the phone are funny.
Answer: What's tootin' fart nugget?
Answer: Potato Head here. Who there?
Answer: City Morgue. You slice 'em, we ice 'em.
Answer: City Morgue. You kill 'em. We chill 'em.
Answer: City Crematorium. You kill 'em. We grill 'em.
Answer: Sup? Greaseball!
Answer: Mayonnaise Sandwich on my head. Who is on the bed?
Answer: Popcorn in my pocket. Who's in the rocket?
Answer: Gimme the pudding!
Answer: I got lice. Let's talk nice.
Answer: My phone is on the fritz. You just made my list.
Answer: What's good? I stole all of your food.
Answer: Let's go to the zoo. I will feed the lion my shoe.
Answer: My toes are loose. Where's the caboose?
Answer: My phone makes you sound like a clown. What's going down?
Answer: What's up Jelly Doughnut Buttercup Baby Bunny Dodo Bird?
Answer: What's the poop Rump-head?